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So, Griffin, my ghostwriter, he's got this eerie ability to disappear when there's work to be done. I'll be like, "Griffin, I need some fresh material!" And poof, he's gone, vanished into the ether. I'm starting to think his spectral form can't handle deadlines. It's like, he's there when it's all fun and games, but the moment there's some heavy lifting involved, he's off haunting someone else's to-do list. I bet if I haunted his workplace, I'd find a bunch of unfinished manuscripts floating in mid-air!
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I have this ghost writer, Griffin, who's like a mysterious pen-wielding apparition. You know, most people have ghostwriters who are like secret agents. They're anonymous, mysterious, and you don't know who they are. But Griffin's got this thing where he's convinced he's an actual ghost. He's always like, "Boo! I'm here to write your jokes!" I'm like, "Griffin, you're not scaring anyone! You're more like a friendly specter than a haunting ghostwriter." He's not haunting my words; he's more like a phantom friend who's super into puns. I swear, I think he spends more time haunting the local pun store than anything else!
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Let me tell you about Griffin's ghostly sense of humor. He thinks puns are the peak of spectral comedy. I'll ask him for a killer punchline, and what does he give me? Ghost puns! "Why did the ghost go to the bar? For the boos!" Really, Griffin? That's the best you got? I think his ghostly status has gotten to his head. He's haunting the comedy scene with these puns like he's the Phantom of the Punchline Opera. If I let him take the stage, he'd have the audience rolling... rolling their eyes out of the theater!
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You ever notice how every time someone says "ghost," you think of a white sheet with two holes cut out for eyes? I mean, seriously, where did that stereotype come from? Ghosts aren't all bedsheet fashionistas! But my ghost writer, let's call him Griffin, he's convinced that's the go-to look. He's like, "You wanna see a ghost? It's going to look like your mom's old bed linen!" I'm thinking, "Come on, Griffin, ghosts have evolved!" But he's stuck in this vintage Casper era. I mean, if I followed his lead, I'd be haunting people with a Victrola playing spooky tunes! Griffin's idea of haunting is more Casper the Friendly Ghost than any legitimate haunting business. He'd probably scare people by spilling glitter everywhere!
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