5 Jokes For Griffin

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jul 27 2024

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The Griffin's Therapist

Helping a mythical creature navigate modern life
Therapist: "Why do you feel the need to hoard gold?" Griffin: "Have you seen the housing market lately? It's the only real investment I can make.

The Griffin at the Fast Food Drive-Thru

Ordering food when you're part lion, part eagle
Cashier: "That'll be $20.75." Griffin: "Do you accept treasure chests? I left my wallet in the enchanted forest.

The Griffin's Yoga Class

Finding inner peace when you have the body of a fierce mythical beast
Yoga instructor: "Let go of your worries, feel the freedom." Griffin: "Easy for you to say. Try feeling the freedom when you're stuck in a nest on top of a cliff.

The Griffin on Tinder

Navigating the world of online dating as a mythical creature
Griffin on a date: "I love to spread my wings and fly." Date: "Metaphorically?" Griffin: "No, literally. It's a genetic thing.

The Griffin in a Petting Zoo

Being both a majestic creature and a potential attraction for children
Kid: "Mom, can we take the griffin home?" Griffin: "Sorry kid, I don't fit in a minivan, and my litter box is the size of your backyard.

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