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Imagine Greta at a comedy roast. Oh man, she'd roast those oil tycoons so hard, they'd wish they were biofuels! "Hey, Exxon Mobil, your business model is older than the fossils you extract! Step up your game!" And can you picture her roasting politicians? "Mr. President, you should worry less about building walls and more about building a cleaner future! Your policies are as outdated as dial-up internet!"
She'd probably end the roast with, "And to all the climate change deniers out there, I've got two words for you: science exists!
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You know, I heard about this lady, Greta Thunberg. Yeah, she's like the Hulk of climate change. You wouldn't like her when she's angry! I mean, imagine being a fly on the wall when she's at a climate summit. She probably gives those world leaders a piece of her mind like, "You guys better start reducing emissions or I'll release my ultimate weapon: the stare of disappointment!" And have you seen her speeches? That stare could turn carbon dioxide into oxygen! But seriously, she's got that intense, "I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed" kind of look. I bet if she had laser eyes, we'd have solved global warming yesterday!
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Did you ever think about what Greta's superhero alter ego would be? I mean, she's basically saving the world, right? She's like Captain Planet’s long-lost daughter! Her superpower? Guilt-tripping bad environmental practices. She probably wears a cape made out of recycled plastic bottles, flies around in a solar-powered jet, and her catchphrase? "How dare you!"
I bet her secret hideout is in the heart of a rainforest, and instead of a bat signal, it's a giant tree signal she shines in the sky! The villains of this story? Carbon emissions and deforestation!
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So, I heard Greta's got a plan to save the planet: a time machine! Yeah, she's going back in time to fix all the mistakes humanity made. I can already imagine her in history books: "Greta Thunberg, the time-traveling climate crusader!" She'd probably go back to the Industrial Revolution and show up like, "Guys, stop burning fossil fuels! We've got solar power, wind turbines, and electric cars waiting for you in the future. Get with the program!"
I wonder if she'd bring back some dinosaurs to shame us for messing up the planet. Can you imagine a T-Rex giving a TED talk on environmental conservation? Now that would be a sight!
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