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You ever notice how Greta always manages to look disappointed even when she's just sitting there? I mean, is she judging the furniture? "This couch could do better. Not environmentally friendly enough.
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Greta's so committed to saving the planet; she probably dreams in carbon offsets. I bet even her nightmares have recycling bins in them. "Oh no, the plastic is haunting me again!
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Greta's probably the only person who, when you ask, "How's it going?" replies with, "The planet is dying, but thanks for asking." I was just being polite, Greta, but sure, let's talk about global warming at the grocery store.
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Greta's stare is so intense; it's like she can see into your soul. I asked her if she's psychic, and she said, "No, I'm just really good at predicting climate change... and your bad habits.
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I asked Greta for her recipe for a sustainable life. She said, "Just mix guilt, reusable bags, and a dash of solar panels." I tried it, and now my guilt tastes a little greener.
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Greta's so passionate about climate change; I'm pretty sure she could turn a snowman into an environmentalist. "Do you want to build a sustainable future?" would be the new snowman anthem.
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Greta's like the weather app on your phone, but instead of telling you it's going to rain, she tells you how many trees you should plant to make up for using an umbrella.
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Greta's the only one who can make a silent room feel loud. You could be sitting there quietly, and she'll just stare at you until you confess your carbon footprint sins. It's like having a walking eco-conscience.
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You know you're in trouble when Greta gives you that look, the one that says, "I've seen your carbon footprint, and we need to talk." It's like being summoned to the principal's office, but for the whole planet.
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