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Why did the great white shark apply for a job at the bakery? It wanted to be a 'breadator'!
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What's a great white shark's favorite type of music? Anything by 'Fish-nugget'!
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Why are great white sharks bad at sharing? They're just too 'shellfish'!
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Why did the great white shark refuse to play hide and seek? It thought it was too 'fin'-damental!
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Why did the great white shark bring a pencil to the ocean? It wanted to draw some blood!
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What do you call a great white shark who's a computer whiz? A mega-bite!
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Why did the great white shark start a rock band? It wanted to be the ultimate 'shredder'!
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I heard that great white sharks can jump out of the water. That's impressive. I can't even get out of bed without hitting the snooze button five times. The only thing I'm catching is extra Z's.
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You know, they call it the Great White Shark. I don't know what's so great about it. I mean, it's not like it's offering financial advice or anything. I can imagine a shark in a suit saying, Well, if you invest in fish stocks, you'll see a great return!
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I read somewhere that great white sharks have about 300 teeth. 300! I can't even remember to buy toothpaste at the grocery store. That shark must have a better dental plan than I do.
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You ever notice how people always talk about the great white shark like it's the king of the ocean? I bet if dolphins could talk, they'd be like, Hey, Mr. Great White, can you stop scaring away all the tourists? We're trying to have a good time here!
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I think the great white shark gets a bad rap. Maybe they're just misunderstood. Maybe they're swimming around thinking, Why does everyone run away from me? I just want a hug... with my razor-sharp teeth.
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They call it the great white shark because it's big, powerful, and strikes fear into the hearts of everyone. Honestly, I think they should rename it the Monday Morning Shark. You know, just when you thought it was safe to go back to work.
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I heard scientists are trying to study the behavior of great white sharks. They're putting trackers on them to see where they go. I'm just thinking, can they also develop a tracker for my TV remote? I'd pay big money for that kind of technology.
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You know you're in trouble when you're swimming in the ocean, and someone yells, Shark! You start questioning your life choices. I'm just saying, if I wanted a near-death experience, I'd stick to spicy food.
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You know, they say the great white shark is a master of disguise. It can blend into the ocean so well that you might mistake it for a rock. Imagine swimming up to a rock, and it's like, Surprise! I'm not granite; I'm jaws with fins!
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