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The Marine Biologist
Trying to impress everyone with shark facts but scaring them instead.
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I'm like a great white shark at social gatherings – misunderstood. I just wanted to share the wonders of the ocean, but now I'm the guy no one invites to pool parties.
The Marine Photographer
Capturing the beauty of the ocean without unintentionally becoming part of the food chain.
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My camera gear is expensive, but my insurance policy is more about "shark damage" than accidental drops. It's the only field where your career could literally be eaten alive, and I signed up for it willingly.
The Tourist
Trying to enjoy a beach vacation but constantly scanning the water for fins.
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I asked the lifeguard about the chances of a shark attack, and he said, "Don't worry, the odds are one in a million." I'm thinking, "Yeah, but what if I'm that one?" My vacation is just me and the sunscreen, hoping sharks prefer someone else's flavor.
The Surfer
Constantly worried about becoming the main course during a surf session.
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People talk about surfing with the sharks like it's some kind of spiritual experience. Yeah, tell that to the great white that mistook my surfboard for a snack. I've never paddled so fast in my life.
The Fisherman
Trying to brag about the big catch without making it sound like a near-death experience.
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They say fishermen exaggerate, but when I tell you about the one that got away, I'm not talking about a fish. Let's just say my kayak suddenly seemed a lot smaller when a great white decided to join me for a "friendly" chat.
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