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Graphic designers have a secret language, and it's called Lorem Ipsum. I asked my friend what it means, and they said, "Oh, it's just a placeholder text." I've been using it to respond to texts ever since. "Lorem Ipsum, my friend. Lorem Ipsum.
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If you want to see a graphic designer squirm, just ask them to pick a favorite font. It's like asking a parent to choose their favorite child. They'll hesitate, sweat a little, and eventually say, "Well, it depends on the context.
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Graphic designers are the only people who can make a PowerPoint presentation look like a blockbuster movie. I tried doing one myself, and it ended up looking more like a sequel to "The Room" directed by a confused cat.
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You know you're hanging out with a graphic designer when you see them squinting at everyday objects, muttering things like, "Great composition" and "Excellent use of contrast." I tried doing that at a salad bar once, and people thought I was having a kale-induced epiphany.
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Ever notice how graphic designers can turn a bad day into a masterpiece? I showed my designer friend a doodle I did during a boring meeting, and next thing I know, it's hanging in a gallery under the title, "Existential Scribbles.
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My graphic designer buddy tried to explain the concept of negative space to me. I told him, "Dude, I've been mastering negative space my whole life. Just look at my bank account after Black Friday.
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Graphic designers are like wizards. They can take a blank canvas and turn it into a magical world of visuals. Meanwhile, I struggle to draw a stick figure that doesn't look like it's having an existential crisis.
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Ever notice how graphic designers have a sixth sense for kerning? They can spot a misaligned letter from a mile away. I asked my graphic designer friend to read a book once, and they were like, "Nice story, but the leading needs work.
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Graphic designers are the only people who can turn a simple family photo into an epic movie poster. I sent them a pic of my cat, and next thing I know, Fluffy is starring in "The Feline Chronicles: A Tale of Two Litter Boxes.
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