4 Grade 2 Printable Jokes

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Updated on: Jul 26 2025

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Back in my day, it was either you could print or you couldn't. Now we've got these gradations of printability. I'm waiting for the day we have "Post-PhD Dissertation Printable." Can you imagine? You hit print, and your printer says, "Sorry, this document requires an advanced degree in printing. You might want to consult with your local librarian or a wizard.
Any parents here? You know what I'm talking about. You get this note from the teacher that says, "Please print and sign this form. Grade 2 printable, of course." And you're sitting there with your ancient printer, praying it doesn't jam again. It's like a high-stakes game of 'Will It Print?' We need a support group for parents who've battled the Grade 2 printable struggle.
I tried printing out my niece's homework the other day, and it said "Grade 2 printable." I was like, "Okay, no problem." But then it got stuck in the printer. I guess my printer only understands Grade 1 printing because it was like, "Sorry, I don't do Grade 2. Call me when you have something simple, like a grocery list or a ransom note.
You ever notice how they call it "Grade 2 printable"? Like, what happened to the good old days of just saying "easy"? Are we trying to confuse our kids right from the start? "Hey Timmy, go ahead and print this, but be warned, it's Grade 2 printable. Don't even think about using Grade 1 printing technology, you rebel!

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