bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
Why was the grade 1 spelling bee buzzing with excitement? Because the words were all the 'bee's knees'!
0
0
How does a grade 1 student make their paper plane fly farther? By giving it a higher education!
0
0
Why did the grade 1 teacher bring a broom to class? To sweep away any confusion!
0
0
Why did the grade 1 student eat their homework? Because their teacher said it was a piece of cake!
0
0
Why did the grade 1 student bring a mirror to school? To reflect on their great day!
0
0
What did the grade 1 science book say to the experiment? 'Let's stick together!
0
0
Why did the grade 1 student bring a map to school? Because they wanted to 'navigate' their way through the day!
0
0
Why did the grade 1 student bring a ladder to school? Because they wanted to go to a higher grade!
Grade 1 Social Media Influencer
0
0
I got a grade 1 for my social media skills. Apparently, my cat videos are groundbreaking. They said, Your cat knows how to play the piano? Move over, Beethoven.
Grade 1 Space Explorer
0
0
Got a grade 1 in astronomy. I guess my knowledge of space is out of this world. They asked me about black holes, and I said, Well, they're like cosmic vacuum cleaners, right? Sucking up everything in sight.
Grade 1 Stand-Up Comic
0
0
I got a grade 1 for my comedy skills. They said, Your jokes are so basic, they're revolutionary. Like, 'Why did the chicken cross the road?' groundbreaking.
Grade 1 Arithmetic
0
0
Getting a grade 1 in math is like saying, Hey, you successfully counted to 10. We're not sure if you can handle 11, but let's not get too ahead of ourselves. Baby steps, people, baby steps!
Grade 1 Weather Forecaster
0
0
I got a grade 1 for predicting the weather. My secret? If you see clouds, it might rain. If you see the sun, it might not. Meteorology at its finest, folks.
Grade 1 Time Traveler
0
0
Got a grade 1 in history. I guess I nailed it when they asked me about the French Revolution. I said, Well, it was a time of baguettes and dramatic haircuts, right? Nailed it.
Grade 1 Philosophy
0
0
So, I got a grade 1 in philosophy. I guess I'm a deep thinker. They asked me, What is the meaning of life? I replied, To get a grade 2 and ponder it all over again.
Grade 1: The Goldfish Standard
0
0
You ever notice how getting a grade 1 feels like being judged by a goldfish? I mean, what qualifications does this fish have? Well, little Timmy, your essay didn't impress Mr. Bubbles. He prefers a more aquatic writing style.
Grade 1 Detective
0
0
I got a grade 1 for my detective skills. Apparently, I found Waldo in record time. They said, You're a natural. Now, can you find the remote? It's been missing for a week.
Post a Comment