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One thing I've learned from grade 1 is that the floor is basically a secondary desk. Need to color? Floor. Need to read? Floor. Honestly, the desk is just for show at this point.
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There's something about grade 1 math that makes you feel like a financial wizard. "If Johnny has three apples and gives one to Susie, how many apples does he have left? Johnny, you're practically the Warren Buffett of first grade!
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There's a certain finesse in grade 1 when it comes to glue usage. You either end up with a masterpiece or a hand that's permanently stuck to your face.
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You know you're dealing with grade 1 when your biggest dilemma of the day is choosing between the blue crayon or the red crayon. It's like a mini United Nations conference on your coloring book.
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Ever notice how in grade 1, sharing your lunch is the ultimate friendship test? "You want my juice box? Sure, but we're basically blood brothers now.
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I remember in grade 1 thinking that nap time was a punishment. "You mean I have to lie down and close my eyes? Is this detention or a spa retreat?
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You know you're still in grade 1 when the highlight of your week is getting a gold star sticker. Move over Oscars, we've got the sticker awards!
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You know you're in grade 1 when every single holiday feels like a major event. Halloween? Best day ever. Christmas? Basically the Super Bowl. I swear, Arbor Day felt like Coachella for kids.
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The level of drama in grade 1 is unparalleled. I mean, if Jenny takes Tommy's eraser, it's not just theft; it's a soap opera that could rival any daytime show. "As the Classroom Turns.
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