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Why did the gorilla go to the comedy club? Because he wanted to get his 'ape-lause'!
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How did the gorilla break up with his girlfriend? He just couldn't find the right 'ape-pology'!
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Why did the gorilla start a band? Because he had the 'ape-titude' for music!
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Why did the gorilla bring a suitcase to the zoo? Because he wanted to pack a lunch!
The Gorilla Philosophy
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Ever notice how gorillas move? It's like they have this calm confidence about them. I tried adopting that mentality at work. Walk in, nod at everyone like I'm the alpha, then proceed to accidentally spill coffee on myself. Yeah, turns out confidence doesn't prevent clumsiness.
Gorilla's Got Talent
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I heard about this gorilla that can paint. Yeah, a painting gorilla! Meanwhile, I struggle to draw stick figures that don't look like they're in a state of existential crisis.
Gorilla Tactics
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I've been hitting the gym lately, trying to get fit. But you ever see those guys at the gym lifting weights? They're like gorillas in a jungle, pounding their chests after bench pressing. Me? I'm the one in the corner lifting a sandwich to my mouth, hoping for bicep curls by sheer eating determination.
The Gorilla Encounter
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You know, they say the closest relative to humans is the gorilla. I once had a run-in with a gorilla at the zoo. He looked at me, I looked at him, and I swear for a moment, we both thought, Who wore it better: body hair edition?
Gorilla Grooming Tips
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You know, people often compare gorillas' grooming habits to our own. But let's be honest, I've spent more time in front of the mirror trying to fix a bad hair day than a gorilla ever will. They wake up looking like a model from a shampoo commercial while I wake up looking like I fought a blender.
The Gorilla Office Drama
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Work can sometimes feel like a gorilla troop. There's always that one guy who tries to be the alpha, pounding on his chest, and everyone else just pretends to be busy to avoid eye contact. I'm just sitting there, quietly munching on my banana, hoping not to get involved in office politics.
Gorilla's Guide to Relationships
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They say gorillas have intricate social structures. That makes me wonder if we should take relationship advice from them. Imagine your partner throws a tantrum, and instead of arguing, you just throw leaves at each other. Might actually improve some relationships, honestly.
Gorilla Etiquette
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Have you seen gorillas share food? They don't just grab and run; they actually offer it politely. Meanwhile, at Thanksgiving dinner, it's an all-out battle for the last slice of pie. I think we could learn a thing or two about manners from our distant hairy relatives.
Gorilla Grammar
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They say gorillas can learn sign language. That's impressive! But let me tell you, teaching grammar to a gorilla is like trying to explain a knock-knock joke to a cat. They just stare at you blankly until you both give up and go eat a banana.
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