5 Jokes For Gorilla

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Jan 01 2025

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Gorilla in a Coffee Shop

Trying to order a latte without being noticed
The gorilla finally got his coffee, but the barista gave it to him in a sippy cup. I guess they assumed he couldn't handle a regular cup. Now, he's sipping his latte, looking all sophisticated, with a sippy cup.

Gorilla at the Zoo

Trying to impress the other gorillas
I bought a bunch of bananas to share with the gorillas, thinking I'd be their hero. They took one look at the bananas, then at me, like, "Dude, we have a chef. Your catering skills are not needed here.

Gorilla on a Dating App

Finding love in the jungle of online dating
The dating app asked for his relationship status. He wrote, "It's complicated. I'm in a love triangle with Jane and Tarzan." Who knew the jungle had so much drama?

Gorilla Escape Artist

Constantly breaking out of the enclosure
They put up these signs saying, "Do Not Feed the Gorilla." I think they should add, "And definitely don't give him a lockpick." He's out there planning the ultimate zoo break.

Gorilla in a Job Interview

Trying to land a job in a human world
The interview panel asked the gorilla about his teamwork skills. He pointed at his gorilla buddies at the zoo and said, "We've been a tight-knit team, especially during the escape attempts." Needless to say, he didn't get the job.

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