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Gorilla in a Coffee Shop
Trying to order a latte without being noticed
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The gorilla finally got his coffee, but the barista gave it to him in a sippy cup. I guess they assumed he couldn't handle a regular cup. Now, he's sipping his latte, looking all sophisticated, with a sippy cup.
Gorilla at the Zoo
Trying to impress the other gorillas
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I bought a bunch of bananas to share with the gorillas, thinking I'd be their hero. They took one look at the bananas, then at me, like, "Dude, we have a chef. Your catering skills are not needed here.
Gorilla on a Dating App
Finding love in the jungle of online dating
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The dating app asked for his relationship status. He wrote, "It's complicated. I'm in a love triangle with Jane and Tarzan." Who knew the jungle had so much drama?
Gorilla Escape Artist
Constantly breaking out of the enclosure
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They put up these signs saying, "Do Not Feed the Gorilla." I think they should add, "And definitely don't give him a lockpick." He's out there planning the ultimate zoo break.
Gorilla in a Job Interview
Trying to land a job in a human world
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The interview panel asked the gorilla about his teamwork skills. He pointed at his gorilla buddies at the zoo and said, "We've been a tight-knit team, especially during the escape attempts." Needless to say, he didn't get the job.
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