5 Jokes For Gone

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Dec 14 2024

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The Lost in Translation Dilemma

When words don’t mean what you think they mean
I told my GPS, "Take me to the happiest place on Earth," and it directed me to the gym. Apparently, joy is just a few burpees away. Well played, fitness, well played.

The Vanishing Sock Conspiracy

The mystery of disappearing socks in the laundry
I'm convinced there's a sock dimension. You put two socks in the laundry, and somehow, only one makes it back. It's like my washing machine has a taste for sock sushi – one roll, please, hold the pair.

The Elusive Remote Control

The constant battle to find the TV remote
The TV remote is like a cat. It hides, it's elusive, and you'll find it in the weirdest places. I'm just waiting for the day it brings me a dead battery as a present.

The Disappearing Act

When things just vanish without a trace
I love how socks have this secret pact to disappear in the washing machine. It's their version of a rebellious road trip – "Let's escape the drawer and live a little!

The Phantom of the Grocery Store

The mysterious disappearance of snacks from the pantry
Ever notice how the best snacks are always "limited edition"? Limited to the time it takes for me to open the bag, apparently. They're gone so fast; they should come with a disclaimer: "Enjoyment may last shorter than a TikTok video.

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