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What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between you and me, something smells.
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Why did the scarecrow resign? It felt like its career was just standing still.
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I'm convinced my socks have a one-way ticket to a parallel universe. Laundry goes in, but only singles come out. It's like my washing machine has a sock vendetta!
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I'm convinced my house is a portal to the 'Land of Lost Things.' Missing socks, vanished keys, and disappearing pens... I should charge admission for this mystical phenomenon!
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I'm on a first-name basis with the 'Where's Waldo?' books because I spend more time searching for things than actually finding them. Waldo, my spirit animal!
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I've played hide and seek with my wallet so many times, it's considering getting a restraining order against me. It's like, 'Listen, I need some space... and cash.'
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Ever tried to retrace your steps to find something? It's like following a trail of breadcrumbs in a hurricane. You might as well call it 'The Great Goose Chase.'
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They say 'out of sight, out of mind.' Well, for me, it's more like 'out of sight, into a black hole of forgetfulness.' If only my brain had a 'Find My Stuff' app!
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Ever have that moment when you're looking for your phone and it's in your hand? It's like a buddy comedy where neither of you knows you're co-starring in it.
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My memory is like a leaky faucet - drips of information vanish into the ether. I call it selective amnesia: it selects what it wants to remember and bids adieu to the rest.
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