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Why did the golf ball bring two pairs of pants? In case it got a hole in one!
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Why don't golfers like to skip practice? They don't want to miss a stroke of luck!
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Why did the golf ball bring a cake to the course? To have a ball on its birthday!
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Golf balls are like tiny introverts. You hit them, they try to avoid eye contact, and then they hide in the corners of the green, hoping you'll forget about them.
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I think golf balls are the ultimate procrastinators. They're like, 'Nah, I'm not going in the hole today. Maybe tomorrow. Or the day after. Let's see how it goes.'
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Golf balls have serious commitment issues. You're there, trying to put them in the hole, and they're like, 'Nope, not today. I'm not ready for that kind of relationship!'
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I think golf balls have a secret alliance with lawnmowers. You hit one, and suddenly the lawnmower's like, 'Aha! Fresh meat!'
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Ever noticed how a golf ball reacts when it lands in the water? It's like, 'Oh no, I can't swim!' Come on, it's not Titanic; it's a tiny ball!
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The Golf Ball: The only thing in life that encourages you to hit it hard and then hides in the bushes!
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Golf balls are tricky, you know. They act like they're lost in the grass, but the moment you buy a new one, suddenly they're all hanging out together!
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Golf balls have trust issues. They spend their lives dodging clubs, trying not to get hit, thinking, 'Man, humans have some serious anger management problems!'
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I don't get golf balls...they're like tiny escape artists. You hit them once, and poof! They're gone, leaving you to play hide and seek on the fairway!
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