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Why do we call it a "golf ball" anyway? With all the divots and scratches after a round, it should be called a "golf moon," with all its craters and mysteries.
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I've always found it amusing that golf balls have dimples. Like, are they trying to improve their aerodynamics or audition for a skincare commercial? Either way, I'm jealous.
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Golf balls must have the worst self-esteem. Every time they get hit, they're expected to go as far as possible, even if it means landing in a pond or becoming best friends with a sand wedge. Talk about pressure!
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Isn't it ironic how a tiny golf ball can bring out the biggest emotions in a grown man? One minute, he's Mr. Cool, and the next, he's reenacting a scene from Shakespeare because that ball dared to roll into the rough.
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It's funny how we spend hundreds on clubs and lessons to perfect our swing, but when it comes to the golf ball, we're like, "Eh, as long as it's round and doesn't explode on impact, it's good enough.
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Ever notice how golf balls have that unique talent of finding the one tree in the whole wide fairway? It's like they have a GPS that says, "Avoid open spaces; aim for obstacles.
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You ever notice how a golf ball is the one thing you're always trying to lose but never can? It's like, "Hey, I want to hit it far, but not too far. And please, go into that sand trap or water hazard over there. Oh, you're still here?!
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Golf balls are like the cats of the sports world. You buy a dozen, play with them once, and suddenly they all disappear. Next thing you know, you're buying another dozen, wondering if your garage has some secret portal to a golf ball dimension.
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I've always wondered what goes through a golf ball's mind when it's soaring through the air. Does it have flashbacks to its manufacturing days? Or does it just think, "Man, I hope I don't embarrass myself by landing in that guy's picnic?
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