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So, I tried to impress my friends by telling them I knew what "gnu" meant. Turns out, it didn't make me look smarter; it just made them wonder why I was randomly dropping letters in conversation. "Yeah, I'm gnu in town.
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You know you're an adult when the most exciting thing about your day is learning the plural form of "gnu." Spoiler alert: it's "gnus." Now, try slipping that into casual conversation without sounding like a total weirdo.
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My friend tried to convince me to join a gnu appreciation club. I asked, "What do you do at the meetings?" He said, "Oh, we mostly just stand around and gnuze at pictures of gnus." Not my idea of a wild time.
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Imagine if gnus had social media. Their hashtags would be like #GnuAdventures and #Gnulyfe. I can already see them posting selfies with the caption, "Just gnu-ing around on a lazy Sunday.
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I asked my computer-savvy friend if they knew anything about gnus. They said, "Yeah, I've heard of them. They're like the open-source software of the animal kingdom." So, if you see a gnu wearing glasses and coding, you know why.
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I looked up "gnu" online, and apparently, it's an animal in Africa. Now, I don't know about you, but if I were an animal, I'd be a bit offended if someone named me after a software program. "Hey, I'm not an operating system, I'm just trying to graze peacefully!
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I imagine if animals could talk, a gnu would be the one at the party with a weird sense of humor. You'd ask, "Why did the gnu cross the road?" And it would reply, "Gnu business, that's why!
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You ever notice how "gnu" sounds like the noise your stomach makes when you're trying to decide between pizza or salad? It's like, "Gnuuuu, give me that extra cheese!
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I bet gnus are the comedians of the animal kingdom. They're probably out there telling jokes like, "Why did the gnu go to therapy? It had too many gnawing issues!
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