5 Jokes For Gnu

Double Meaning Jokes

Updated on: Mar 06 2025

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The Nature Documentary Narrator

Narrating a documentary and trying to keep a straight face
As we observe the gnu in its natural habitat, let's take a moment to appreciate its ability to defy pronunciation. It's a masterclass in linguistics brought to you by the animal kingdom.

The Linguistics Expert

Wrestling with the absurdity of English pronunciation
I tried teaching my parrot the word "gnu." Now it just sits in the corner, confused and squawking, wondering why it's not pronounced "g-new.

The Stand-Up Comedian's Grandma

Wondering why "gnu" wasn't around in her time
I remember when gnu used to be a typo. Now it's an animal. What's next, aardvark becoming a verb?

The Overenthusiastic Tourist

Mispronouncing "gnu" while on a safari
I thought I was a wildlife expert until I tried to impress my date with facts about gnus. Now she thinks I'm into computer programming.

The Confused Wildlife Enthusiast

Trying to understand why gnu is not pronounced like "new"
My friend told me he saw a gnu at the zoo. I said, "Are you sure it wasn't just a wildebeest trying to rebrand?

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