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I'm not saying my coffee cup is magical, but when I fill it to the brim, suddenly the day feels full of possibilities.
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My friend thinks the glass is half empty. I think it's a clear opportunity to order a refill.
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I bought a new water bottle with measurements on the side. Now I can accurately gauge when I'm half hydrated and half delusional.
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My friend told me his glass was half empty. I told him to add some ice and make it a refreshing perspective on life.
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Why did the pessimist bring a marker to the party? To make sure everyone knew the glass was half empty.
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I told my friend he was wrong for seeing the glass as half empty. Now I can't find him – he's avoiding me like the plague.
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