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They say the glass is half full, but have you ever tried drinking from a half-full can of soda? It's like playing a carbonated game of Russian roulette. Will it fizzle, or will it explode in your face?
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I tried applying the "glass is half full" mentality to my coffee this morning. As I stared at my mug, I thought, "Well, at least I've successfully brewed a half-empty cup of motivation.
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I think the "glass is half full" idea is like a life coach for inanimate objects. Imagine if your water jug had a motivational speaker inside: "Hey, H2O, don't worry, you're not empty, you're just pre-refreshed!
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Ever notice how the "glass is half full" saying doesn't apply to wine glasses? You never hear someone at a party saying, "Well, technically, this Merlot is half full." It's more like, "This Merlot is about to disappear.
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The other day, someone told me, "The glass is half full." I replied, "Yeah, and the dishwasher is half empty, so I'm going with paper plates tonight.
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You ever notice how the concept of "the glass is half full" is basically just a philosophical debate between optimists and pessimists? The optimist says, "Hey, we still got something!" The pessimist counters with, "Yeah, but it's half gone!
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I've decided to embrace the "glass is half full" philosophy in my wardrobe. That's why I wear clothes that are technically "half clean" – it's not dirty; it's just experiencing the optimistic side of laundry.
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My therapist told me to adopt a positive outlook, so now when I spill my drink, I proudly declare, "The floor just got a surprise hydration treatment – you're welcome!
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Trying to see the bright side like an optimist, I once spilled a bag of M&M's and thought, "Well, at least the floor is getting a taste of the rainbow – in chocolate form!
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