16 Jokes For Gladys

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Updated on: Aug 05 2024

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Why did Gladys bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
Why did Gladys take a pencil to bed? In case she wanted to draw the curtains!
Why did Gladys bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!
Gladys tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was just a waist of time!
Gladys tried to make a belt out of watches, but it was just a waist of time!
Why did Gladys bring a ladder to the bar? Because she heard the drinks were on the house!

Gladys and Bingo Night

Gladys at bingo night is a riot! She screams BINGO! louder than a rock concert. I swear, if enthusiasm was a currency, she'd be a millionaire.

Gladys and Karaoke Night

Gladys at karaoke night is a mood! When she grabs that microphone, you'd think she's auditioning for the lead role in a Broadway musical about cats.

Gladys' Cooking Show

If Gladys ever had a cooking show, I'd tune in just for the suspense. Will it be a gourmet meal or another mystery casserole? Either way, it's entertainment!

Gladys and Gardening

Gladys in the garden is a sight to behold. She talks to her plants more than she talks to people. I think her roses are her therapists.

Gladys' Baking Skills

Gladys says she's a baker, but every time she brings something to the potluck, I have to wonder if she got her recipes from a construction site.

Gladys' Fashion Sense

You ever see Gladys' outfits? It's like she's wearing a quilt made by blindfolded toddlers. But hey, she calls it couture.

Gladys' Dancing Skills

Seeing Gladys dance is like watching a giraffe trying to salsa. She's all limbs and confusion, but you can't help but applaud her spirit!

Gladys at the Gym

Seeing Gladys at the gym is like watching a turtle in a race. She's on that treadmill, holding onto the sides for dear life, but hey, at least she's trying!

Gladys and Technology

Gladys with technology is like trying to fit an elephant into a mini cooper. She looks at her smartphone like it's a Rubik's cube made by aliens.

Gladys and Her Cat

You ever meet Gladys? She treats her cat like it's a prime minister! I mean, the way she talks to Mittens, you'd think they're negotiating treaties.

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