5 Jokes About Giving To Charity

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Updated on: Sep 27 2024

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The Overly Generous Millionaire

Balancing the checkbook and the heartstrings
My accountant told me, "You're not supposed to write off your yacht as a charitable donation." I said, "Have you seen the parties I host? It's practically a public service!

The Skeptical Scrooge

Trying to find the ROI on good deeds
They say giving is its own reward. I'm still waiting for my Amazon gift card code from the universe.

The Competitive Giver

Turning charity into a competition
I started a charity challenge: whoever gives the most gets a gold-plated "I'm Better Than You" trophy. Spoiler: I won.

The Strategic Donor

Maximizing tax deductions without looking like a scrooge
I give to charity for the tax break. If the IRS audited me, they'd think I'm the philanthropic superhero Gotham deserves.

The Clumsy Samaritan

Trying to do good without causing chaos
I'm so clumsy that every time I try to make a difference, it ends up being an apology tour. "Sorry I flooded the animal shelter, but I was just trying to give the dogs a pool party!

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