7 Girlfrind Jokes

Witty Jokes

Updated on: Jan 12 2025

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I asked my girlfriend if she wanted a spa day. She said, 'Sure, but I'm really booked.
My girlfriend said I'm terrible at telling jokes. I said, 'Well, they say laughter is the best medicine. You're just ensuring we have a healthy relationship!
My girlfriend said, 'You're an average guy.' I think she's mean, but that's just median thinking.
My girlfriend asked if I could make a pun about her. I told her, 'You're pun-derful!
My girlfriend said I'm addicted to social media. I said, 'Hold on, I need to tweet about this!
My girlfriend told me I'm terrible at fixing appliances. I'm shocked!
My girlfriend thinks I'm too literal. But when she told me to 'get out of my shell,' I didn't think she meant my turtle costume!

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