7 Girl Friend Jokes

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Updated on: Apr 03 2025

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My girlfriend said she wanted to be treated like a queen. So I gave her a small European country and ignored her diplomatic requests.
My girlfriend told me she needed space. So I got her a NASA shirt and wished her the best on her interstellar journey.
I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to hear a construction joke. She told me to build it up.
My girlfriend asked me to treat her like a princess for her birthday. So I took her out and never called her again.
My girlfriend told me she wanted to be treated like a princess. So I put her in a castle and ignored her for centuries.
My girlfriend told me she needs more space. So I bought her a hard drive.
My girlfriend tried to make me have a healthy diet, but it's just not my jam.

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