6 Jokes For Ghetto

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Updated on: Jun 27 2025

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I ordered a pizza in the ghetto, and they asked if I wanted it 'hood' or 'cold'. I said, 'Surprise me!
I tried to start a garden in the ghetto, but all the plants were gang-greens!
I asked my GPS to take me to the ritzy part of town, but it insisted on going through the ghetto. I guess it has a 'hood' mentality!
I tried to organize a dance party in the ghetto, but the invitations were all 'lost in the hood'!
I asked my friend if he wanted to join me for a picnic in the ghetto. He said, 'Sure, but we better pack some 'gang'-wiches!
I asked the barber in the ghetto for a trendy haircut. He said, 'I got you, fam!

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