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Have you ever been to a "ghetto spa"? Yeah, it's not as relaxing as it sounds. It's just a friend's basement with a DIY mud mask and a space heater. They claim it's all-natural, but I'm pretty sure the mud came from the backyard.
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My friend tried to convince me that his smartphone with a cracked screen was the new "ghetto chic." I'm like, "Dude, that's not a fashion statement; that's a cry for help. Get that screen fixed before you start a trend.
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You ever notice how people use the word "ghetto" to describe something that's makeshift or improvised? Like, "I couldn't find my wallet, so I made a ghetto wallet out of duct tape and chewing gum. It's a masterpiece!
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Have you ever seen someone fix their car with duct tape and twine? They proudly say, "It's a little ghetto, but it gets the job done." Yeah, until it unravels on the freeway, and you're left with a trail of tape like a modern-day Hansel and Gretel.
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I was at a friend's house, and they proudly showed me their DIY coffee table made from old pallets. They were like, "Yeah, it's a bit ghetto, but it's got character." I'm thinking, "Character? It's got more character than a Shakespeare play!
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People always say, "Oh, my apartment is a bit ghetto, but it's cozy." Translation: my rent is too high, and my furniture is from the side of the road. Cozy is just a code word for "I can touch all four walls from my bed.
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You know you're in a real neighborhood when the local grocery store proudly claims to be "ghetto fabulous." Translation: our produce section is more like a game of hide and seek, and the deli counter closes at noon.
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I was at a party, and they ran out of regular cups, so they handed me a plastic bag and a straw. "It's a ghetto cup," they said. I felt like I was sipping my drink out of a survival kit. Cheers to resourcefulness, I guess.
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I saw a sign at a car wash that said, "We may look a bit ghetto, but our soap is top-notch!" I appreciate the honesty, but when my car comes out looking like it just had a mud wrestling match, I'm not sure the soap is the problem.
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