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Why did the golfer bring extra pants? In case he got a hole in one, he wanted to be ahead in the wardrobe game!
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Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of not getting ahead in the race!
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Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! It knew how to get ahead in the food chain.
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I used to be a baker because I kneaded dough. Now I'm a banker because I know how to get ahead financially!
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I asked my math teacher if I could get ahead in class. He said, 'That's acute idea, but I'm not so sure it'll work out.
Getting Ahead
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You know, they say the early bird gets the worm. But have you seen the traffic at 8 a.m.? I'm not getting ahead, I'm just getting a headache!
Networking Nightmares
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Networking events are where you go to meet people who are all trying to get ahead. It's like a competition of who can exchange business cards the fastest without accidentally spilling their drink on someone’s suit!
Winning Strategies
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They say success is 10% inspiration and 90% perspiration. Well, with my luck, I've got the inspiration, but I'm sweating over which way is the exit!
Job Interviews
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Job interviews are like playing chess. You've got to think ahead, strategize, and try not to accidentally knock over the king (or spill coffee on the boss's desk).
Overcoming Procrastination
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I've been trying to overcome procrastination to get ahead. So far, I've cleaned my entire apartment, alphabetized my bookshelf, and organized my sock drawer. Turns out, my best work comes when I'm avoiding work altogether!
Time Management Tricks
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I tried time management tricks to get ahead. I set alarms, made to-do lists, and color-coded my calendar. But now I've got more alarms going off than a fire drill, and I'm still behind!
Climbing the Corporate Ladder
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Trying to climb that corporate ladder feels like being in a game of snakes and ladders, except all the snakes are named office politics and the ladders are missing a few rungs!
Success Secrets
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I read this book on success secrets, and guess what? The biggest secret was printed in size 6 font at the bottom of page 237! I had to squint just to find out the author's definition of get ahead was just drink more coffee!
Workplace Zen
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They say to achieve balance, you've got to work smarter, not harder. So, I tried meditating at my desk. But now, instead of being behind on my emails, I’m behind with my breathing exercises!
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