8+ Best Witty Jokes Jokes For gesundheit

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Sneezing during a game of hide and seek is risky. You might blow your cover!

I heard sneezes are like opinions - everybody's got one!

I sneezed while performing magic. Now my hat's full of tissue rabbits!

I sneezed into the garden. Now the flowers think I'm talking to them in pollenese!

My friend said 'gesundheit' after I sneezed. I guess that's the polite way to say 'I hope your nose doesn't explode!

I told my friend I sneezed while eating alphabet soup. Now I'm allergic to the alphabet – I think I'm coming down with consonant congestion!

My sneezes sound like jazz. They're all about improv!

My grandma's sneezes are legendary. She always says she's just spreading a little seasoning!

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