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The Sneeze Translator
Deciphering the hidden meanings of people's sneezes
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My friend sneezed, and I told him it sounded like a cold front moving in. He said, "No, just a slight breeze.
The Paranoid Pollen
Feeling persecuted as a sneeze-inducing substance
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Pollen's dream job? Being the official mascot for tissue companies. They could call him Sir Sniff-a-Lot.
The Allergic Detective
Investigating a sneeze crime scene
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The detective's favorite interrogation question: "Are you allergic to the truth or just pollen?
The Sneezing Strategist
Planning the perfect sneeze to get out of awkward situations
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The key to sneezing strategically is to aim for maximum sympathy. I call it "sneezitation.
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