bestTrending Topics
Joke Types
0
0
You know, geckos always look so calm and collected, but you try hanging upside down from a ceiling fan and see how composed you remain! I think they're onto some sort of relaxation technique the rest of us haven't figured out yet.
0
0
I swear, geckos must have their own secret society or something. I mean, how else do you explain their impeccable timing? It's like they have a group chat where they plan their appearances: "Hey, Dave, you're up for the Johnson household tonight!
0
0
You know, geckos are probably the only creatures that can make you feel both amazed and slightly embarrassed at your lack of agility all at once. I mean, have you seen the way they effortlessly navigate through obstacles? Meanwhile, I'm here tripping over my own feet.
0
0
You ever notice how geckos are like the ninjas of the lizard world? One moment they're there, chilling on your wall, and the next, poof! Gone. I swear, if geckos were spies, James Bond would be out of a job!
0
0
Ever notice how geckos have this knack for showing up at the most unexpected moments? You're having a serious conversation, and boom! There's a gecko, just casually strolling across the wall like it owns the place. Talk about stealing the spotlight!
0
0
You ever try to catch a gecko? It's like trying to catch a glimpse of Bigfoot or a UFO. You think you've got them cornered, and then, whoosh! They're gone, leaving you questioning your sanity and your reflexes.
0
0
If geckos ever decided to form a band, I bet they'd be called "The Wallflowers." Not because they're shy, but because they'd be the only band that could perform while literally sticking to the stage!
0
0
You ever try having a staring contest with a gecko? Yeah, good luck. I tried it once, and I swear that little guy blinked in a way that made me question all my life choices. It's like they're judging us, one blink at a time.
0
0
Have you ever thought about how geckos stick to walls? I mean, I can barely keep a poster up straight with tape! Meanwhile, geckos are defying gravity like they're auditioning for some reptilian version of "Mission Impossible.
Post a Comment