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The Gecko's Perspective
Dealing with the misconceptions about being a "cool" gecko
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Ever had someone tell you to "act your age"? Try being a gecko. I mean, how am I supposed to act? Do I start investing in mutual funds and complain about the youth these days? I'm just trying not to fall off the ceiling, give me a break!
The Gecko Salesman's Perspective
Convincing people that geckos make great pets
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People ask me, "What's the appeal of having a gecko?" I tell them, "It's like having a tiny, scaly life coach. They don't say much, but when they do, it's usually profound. Or it's just them telling you they're hungry.
The Bug's Perspective
The existential crisis of being a gecko's potential snack
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You know you've hit rock bottom when you're trying to negotiate with a gecko. I'm there, waving my tiny bug arms, like, "Look, let's make a deal. I promise I'm not the crunchy snack you're looking for. Find a salad or something!
The Gecko Celebrity's Perspective
Dealing with the pressure of being a famous gecko
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I had a fan send me a letter saying, "You're my spirit animal!" I appreciate the sentiment, but last time I checked, I'm a gecko, not a motivational speaker. Now I'm wondering if there's a gecko version of therapy for the pressure of fame.
The Gecko Owner's Perspective
The challenges of having a gecko as a pet
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People warned me that geckos are good at escaping. I thought, "Nah, not my gecko." Fast forward to me finding him on top of the refrigerator, judging me for my poor life choices. I'm starting to suspect he's plotting a gecko rebellion.
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