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Gavin tried to be a stand-up comedian, but all his jokes were 'under the table' funny!
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Gavin tried to become a gardener, but he couldn't find any thyme for it!
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Gavin opened a zoo for insects. It's the only place you can hear bugs 'talk'!
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Why did Gavin take a map to bed? In case he wanted to dream of a 'destination' vacation!
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Gavin started a band with his appliances. Their first hit? 'Microwave and Roll'!
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Why did Gavin bring a ladder to the comedy club? He wanted to reach the 'punchline'!
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Why did Gavin bring a ladder to the bar? Because he heard the drinks were on the house!
The Gavin Dilemma
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You know, my friend Gavin is like WiFi in a remote cabin - always there, but never strong enough to actually be useful. I asked him for advice once, and he said, Just follow your dreams. Well, Gavin, my dream was to get some decent advice!
Gavin's Fitness Regimen
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Gavin told me he started a new fitness regimen. He said, I do 20 sit-ups every morning. Well, sometimes 15, but only on days that end with a 'Y'. I guess Gavin's workout plan follows the irregular pattern of his commitment.
Gavin's GPS Troubles
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Gavin tried using GPS for the first time the other day. He looked at the screen, completely confused, and said, I miss the good old days when maps were just pieces of paper. Gavin, those were the good old days for everyone except the trees!
Gavin's Cooking Adventures
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Gavin invited me over for dinner, and he said he was making a 'surprise dish.' Well, the surprise was that he somehow turned spaghetti into a new form of abstract art. I asked him what it was called, and he said, Spaghetti à la Gavin - because it's a masterpiece, obviously.
Gavin's Social Media Etiquette
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Gavin decided to join social media recently. He asked me, What's the secret to becoming an influencer? I told him, First, you need followers. He said, I have three cats and a goldfish. Well, Gavin, it's a start, but I don't think they count on Instagram.
Gavin's Tech Troubles
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Gavin is convinced that technology is out to get him. He said, My phone listens to everything I say. I told him, That's just the voice command feature. Gavin, Siri isn't a spy; she's just trying to be helpful, unlike some people I know.
Gavin's Superpower
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Gavin claims he has a superpower: the ability to find the one squeaky floorboard in any room. It's like his own version of a superhero signal. You'll be having a serious conversation, and suddenly Gavin interrupts with, Hey guys, did you hear this? Floorboard Man to the rescue!
Gavin's Life Philosophy
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Gavin told me his life philosophy is to live in the moment. I asked him how he manages that. He said, I never set alarms, so every day is a surprise. Well, Gavin, that might explain why you're always fashionably late - or maybe just fashionable in your own time zone.
Gavin's Weather Predictions
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Gavin considers himself a weather expert. He told me, I can predict rain with 100% accuracy. I asked him how, and he said, Every time I wash my car, it rains. Well, Gavin, you might not have a degree in meteorology, but you've mastered the car wash jinx!
Gavin's Wisdom
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Gavin considers himself a wise man. He once told me, Life is like a bicycle - to keep your balance, you must keep moving. I thought that was profound until I saw him try to ride a bike. Let's just say, balancing life is easier than balancing on two wheels for Gavin.
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