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Why did Gatsby never get a parking ticket? Because he always knew how to park in style!
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Why did Gatsby make a great detective? He always knew how to solve the 'mystery' of a good time!
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Why did Gatsby start a landscaping business? Because he wanted to make sure his parties were always well-greens!
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Why did Gatsby never play hide and seek? Because no matter where you hide, he always had the green light on you!
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Why did Gatsby open a bakery? He wanted to make sure everyone got their just desserts at his parties!
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Why did Gatsby become a chef? Because he knew the importance of having a 'great' Gatsby salad at every party!
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Gatsby's fitness routine? Hosting extravagant parties. That's how he stays in great 'gatsby' shape!
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Why did Gatsby become a musician? Because he knew how to orchestrate the perfect party!
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I wish I had Gatsby's confidence. I can't even throw a potluck dinner without worrying if people will show up. Gatsby throws ragers like he's got a PhD in socializing. Maybe that's what I need – a doctorate in party planning!
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If Gatsby were alive today, he'd probably be a reality TV star. 'The Real Households of West Egg.' Imagine the drama: 'I can't believe she wore the same flapper dress two parties in a row!'
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Gatsby's love story is like a romantic rollercoaster. My love life is more like waiting for a delayed train – I have no idea when it's coming, but I'm pretty sure it'll be disappointing when it does!
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You know you're in for a wild time when the climax of the story involves a shirt collection. I tried that once; turns out, people at laundromats don't appreciate you tossing your shirts around like you're auditioning for a detergent commercial.
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The Great Gatsby, more like The Great Grouchby! I mean, who throws extravagant parties every weekend and never invites me? I'm starting to think Jay Gatsby was the original party crasher!
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Gatsby was all about reinventing himself. I tried that once, but the closest I got to reinvention was switching from regular to decaf coffee. Now I'm just a slightly calmer version of my old self.
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Gatsby's parties were legendary. My parties are so small, they're practically family reunions. Last time, my cat judged me from the corner. I guess even he knows I'm not living my best life.
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Gatsby's life is like a modern Instagram influencer's dream. He's got the mansion, the fancy cars, and a love life more complicated than my Wi-Fi password. I just want to know where I can get a green light for my selfies!
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I tried reading The Great Gatsby, but all I got from it was a sudden urge to throw my own lavish party. Now my neighbors think I'm the eccentric millionaire on the block. Thanks, Fitzgerald!
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