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Gatsby parties are the only events where people say they're going for the ambiance, but what they really mean is they want an excuse to use the word "flapper" in casual conversation. "Oh, I can't make it to the meeting today, boss. I have a flapper emergency.
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The host at a Gatsby party is always trying to be mysterious, but the only mystery is why they thought serving shrimp cocktails in 1920s attire was a good idea. I've never felt more out of place trying to eat a shrimp while avoiding eye contact with a guy in a top hat.
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The dance floor at a Gatsby party is a battleground of conflicting dance styles. I saw someone attempting the robot while another person was doing the foxtrot. It was like a dance-off between the past and the future, and neither side was backing down.
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You ever notice how at Gatsby parties, the more glitter and confetti there is, the harder it is to find a functioning bathroom? It's like they went all out on decorations but forgot about the basic necessities.
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The Great Gatsby may have been all about decadence and excess, but at these parties, the only thing getting excessive is the amount of times someone steps on my toes while attempting the Charleston. It's like a chaotic dance floor version of Twister.
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Gatsby parties are the only events where you can overhear conversations like, "I love your fringe dress! Where did you get it?" and the response is, "Oh, you know, I just raided my grandma's closet." Who knew the roaring twenties would make a comeback in the twenty-first century through family heirlooms?
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At a Gatsby party, the host will try to recreate the grandeur of the original Gatsby's mansion, but it always ends up feeling more like a game of upscale dress-up in a house that desperately needs some Wi-Fi. Nothing says luxury like trying to Instagram your extravagant party with one bar of signal.
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You know you're at a Gatsby party when you spend more time dodging feathers from someone's headpiece than you do dancing. I felt like I was in a real-life game of "Duck, Duck, Goose," except the goose is wearing a flapper dress.
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Gatsby parties are the only place where you can see someone sipping champagne from a crystal flute while doing the Macarena. It's like witnessing a collision of eras that somehow works better than it should.
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