7 Jokes For Gallon

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Updated on: Apr 20 2025

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I asked the genie for a gallon of magic potion. Now my house is clean, dinner is cooked, and my bills are paid. Turns out, the genie gave me a genie!
Why did the gallon apply for a job? It wanted to earn liquid assets!
What did one gallon say to the other at the gym? 'I'm here to get fit, not to be milked for compliments!
Why did the gallon go to school? It wanted to be a little bit smarter and a whole lot cooler!
I bought a gallon of paint that claimed it could cover 100 square feet. Now I have a ceiling that's four feet high but incredibly vibrant!
Why did the gallon go to the comedy club? It heard they had great stand-up containers!
Why did the gallon refuse to jump off the diving board? It had a fear of liters and didn't want to take the plunge!

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