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The Time Traveler
Accidentally bringing a gallon of a futuristic drink to the past.
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I accidentally spilled my futuristic energy drink in the past. Now we have time-traveling squirrels with way too much energy, creating chaos throughout history. I didn't realize "The Nutty Professor" was a documentary!
The Bargain Shopper
Trying to convince everyone that buying in bulk, especially gallons, is always the best deal.
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They say buying in bulk is economical. Well, my pantry looks like a survivalist's stockpile – gallons of beans, gallons of pasta, gallons of regret.
The Milk Enthusiast
Trying to impress everyone with my extensive milk knowledge.
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People always say, "You're milking it," when I share too many puns. Well, excuse me for trying to dairy you away from a bad mood!
The Fitness Fanatic
Trying to incorporate a gallon of water into my workout routine.
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I tried doing squats while holding a gallon of water. Let's just say, my workout routine turned into a "leaky faucet dance." Who knew hydration could be so slippery?
The Failed DIYer
Attempting to fix a leaky gallon jug but making it worse.
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I tried fixing the leak by pouring more water into the jug, thinking it would balance things out. Now I have a gallon jug that's both leaky and overflowing. My DIY skills are like a tragic love story – it never ends well.
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