21 Jokes For Gag

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Updated on: Jun 10 2025

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Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!
Why don't skeletons fight each other? They don't have the guts.
Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!
Why did the cookie go to the doctor? It was feeling crumbly.
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired of standing up!
Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything!
Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet.

Spooky Scribbles

So, this ghostwriter of mine hands me a note with a gag written on it. I mean, come on, that's not writing, that's like a spooky hieroglyphic for be funny. I've had better punchlines from my pet parrot who only knows knock-knock jokes.

Ghostly Guidance

My ghostwriter's note simply said gag. I didn't know if I was hiring a comedian or deciphering a haunted crossword puzzle. I guess the ghost thought humor was a ghostly language that only makes sense in the afterlife.

The Phantom of Jokes

You won't believe it. I hired a ghostwriter to help with my comedy. Their contribution? A note that just said gag. I'm starting to think they're not just a ghostwriter; they're the Phantom of the Punchline Opera, haunting me with cryptic comedic messages.

Haunted by Puns

I hired a ghostwriter, and all they gave me was a note saying gag. I didn't realize I summoned the spirit of dad jokes! I thought I'd get spectral insights, not puns that would make even the spirits groan.

Boo Who?

I got a ghostwriter to help with my jokes, and their note was a single word: gag. I think that ghost needs some lessons in material delivery. I mean, seriously, I've seen more elaborate jokes on a popsicle stick.

Ghastly Guidance

So, I thought I'd hire a ghostwriter to spice up my jokes. Their contribution? A note that just said gag. I guess the ghost didn't get the memo that I wanted comedy advice, not a spooky game of charades.

Spectral Stand-Up

I hired a ghostwriter recently, and they wrote me a note that simply said gag. I thought, Wow, even the afterlife has become a minimalist art form. I guess they were trying to communicate through spectral emojis. Wonder what the ghostly laugh emoji looks like?

Paranormal Punchlines

I decided to get a ghostwriter to help me out. They sent me a note that just said gag. I think the ghost is confused. Either that or I accidentally summoned the ghost of a mime, communicating only through invisible punchlines.

Spectral Stand-Up Specialist

I tried hiring a ghostwriter for my comedy act. Their note read gag. It's like they're haunting my career with unfinished punchlines. I guess even ghosts have writer's block... or maybe spectral puns just go over my head.

The Ghostly Gag

You know, I hired a ghostwriter once. Thought it'd be great, you know, a ghost! But all they gave me was a note saying gag. And here I was, expecting Casper the Comedy Genie, not a cryptic message that sounds like a failed attempt at haunting a comedy club.

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