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Why did the math book look so sad at school? Because it had too many problems!
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Making friends at school is like assembling a puzzle. You've got those pieces that fit perfectly, and then there's always that one weird-shaped piece that doesn't belong. Yeah, that's Chad. We're all still trying to figure out what puzzle he's a part of!
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Making friends at school is like choosing a snack at the vending machine. You see the familiar faces, but then there's always that one obscure option that looks intriguing but could be a total letdown. Yeah, that's Dave – the vending machine mystery bag of friendships.
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They say your vibe attracts your tribe, but my vibe must be broadcasting in Morse code or something. I tried making friends at school, but I think they misinterpreted my vibe as 'Send memes, avoid eye contact.' Now I'm the meme loner.
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I've come to the conclusion that making friends at school is just an elaborate game of 'Who Can Pretend to Care About Your Weekend the Most?' It's like a social competition, and I'm over here with my participation trophy for asking, 'How was your weekend?'
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Trying to make friends at school is like participating in a silent auction. You're checking out potential friendships from a distance, and just when you think you've found the perfect one, someone swoops in with a higher bid. Sorry, Susan, you can't outbid my charm!
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I attempted making friends at school, but it turns out my social skills are stuck in the '90s. I asked someone if they wanted to be my friend, and they looked at me like I handed them a pager and asked for their AIM screen name. Maybe I should upgrade to the 21st century.
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Trying to make friends at school is a lot like trying to parallel park. It looks easy from a distance, but once you get into it, there's a lot of awkward maneuvering, and you might accidentally bump into someone. Oops, sorry, Tim, didn't see you there!
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I decided to take a scientific approach to making friends at school. I conducted a survey asking people what qualities they value most in a friend. Turns out, 'Shares snacks without judgment' ranked higher than 'Loyalty' and 'Trust.' Well, looks like I found my people – and my snack buddies!
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Making friends at school is like navigating a minefield. You never know when you'll step on a sensitive topic and suddenly find yourself in a heated debate about whether pineapple belongs on pizza. Spoiler alert: It doesn't, and friendships have been lost over less.
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