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You know you've reached a new level of friendship when your friend can tell exactly what mood you're in based on the way you open your locker. Slam it shut, and they know it's been a rough day. Gently open it, and it's smooth sailing.
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Why is it that sharing a secret with a friend at school is riskier than entering a lion's den? You swear them to secrecy, and the next thing you know, the whole school knows your embarrassing story. It's like they have a direct line to the gossip grapevine.
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Why is it that whenever there's a group project, it feels like you've been drafted into the most dysfunctional squad ever assembled? You start as the Avengers, but by the end, you're more like the Scooby-Doo gang – a bunch of mismatched characters solving mysteries, or in this case, math problems.
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You ever notice how your friends at school suddenly become mathematicians during lunchtime? "Hey, can I have a piece of your pizza?" "Sure, that'll be $1.25 for the cheese, $0.75 for each pepperoni, and tax.
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You know you're true friends when you can communicate an entire conversation with just eye contact during a boring lecture. It's like having a secret language that only the two of you understand, a language that says, "Can you believe this class right now?
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You ever lend a friend a pen at school, and suddenly, it's like you've entered a high-stakes negotiation? "I'll give it back at the end of class." Dude, it's a pen, not a rare artifact. I just need it to write my essay, not to secure my place in history.
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Why is it that your friend can remember the lyrics to every popular song but can't remember the assignment due tomorrow? "I swear, if remembering the quadratic formula was as easy as the latest pop hit, we'd all be math geniuses by now.
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There's always that one friend who borrows your notes and returns them with a heartfelt "Thanks! You saved my life!" Meanwhile, you're thinking, "Dude, I just scribbled 'I have no idea what's happening' in bold letters across the page.
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Group projects are the only time where your friend's idea of brainstorming is nodding in agreement while secretly hoping you have a brilliant plan, so they can just ride the success train without doing much.
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