8 Jokes For French Cuisine

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Updated on: Jul 29 2024

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Why did the croissant go to the doctor? It was feeling a bit 'flaky'!
How does a French chef apologize? With a 'meringue' of regret!
Why was the baguette always invited to parties? It had a lot of 'crust' appeal!
Why don't French chefs ever get lost? They always remember the 'soufflé' way to go!
Why did the French chef only use very tiny pots? Because the recipes called for a 'minuscule' amount!
Why did the French chef always carry a ruler? To measure up to his own 'grande' expectations!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho cheese, but definitely not French!
What did the French chef say to the rude customer? 'Oui' are not welcome here!

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