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Trying to plan a group outing with friends is like herding cats. You suggest a movie, someone wants dinner, another friend insists on karaoke, and suddenly it's a choose-your-own-adventure night, but nobody can agree on the ending.
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Friends are the only people who can insult you and make it sound like a compliment. "You know, for someone with your sense of humor, I'm surprised you still have friends." Thanks, I think?
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You ever try to introduce two separate groups of friends to each other? It's like conducting a social experiment. Will they blend seamlessly or collide like particles in a physics experiment gone wrong? Either way, it's guaranteed to be entertaining.
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I love my friends, but sometimes they have this magical ability to turn a five-minute story into a two-hour saga. It's like they have a time-expanding superpower, and I'm stuck there thinking, "Did we just experience the extended director's cut of your weekend?
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You ever notice how the word "friends" has an 'i' right in the middle, just like in the middle of making plans with them? "I'll let you know," "I'll see if I can," it's always about that elusive 'i' in the middle, just hanging out and making plans disappear.
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You know you're getting older when your idea of a wild Friday night is convincing your friends to come over for a game of Scrabble. The real challenge is not the triple-word score; it's convincing your friends that QI and ZA are legitimate words.
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My friends are like passwords. I've got a bunch of them, but I can never remember who's who. Sometimes I just stare at my phone, thinking, "Is this the friend who loves pizza or the one who's allergic to cheese? I need a cheat sheet for my social life.
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You ever try to make plans with your friends and it turns into a negotiation? It's like a diplomatic summit. "How about dinner on Friday?" "Oh, I can do Friday, but only if we skip dessert, okay?" I'm just trying to hang out, not broker a peace deal.
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Ever notice how your friends have two modes: "I'm coming over, get ready!" and "I'm outside, are you ready?" There's no in-between. It's like they've mastered teleportation, and I'm still fumbling with my shoes.
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