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The Foodie Friend
Turning every conversation into a discussion about food
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I told him I was on a seafood diet, and he immediately recommended a good seafood restaurant. I meant I see food and eat it, not "seafood" specifically!
The Conspiracy Theorist Friend
Always finding bizarre explanations for everyday occurrences
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I told him I got a new phone, and he said, "Be careful, they're listening." I asked him who, and he whispered, "The microwave." Now I'm afraid to reheat leftovers.
The Overly Competitive Friend
Constantly trying to one-up everyone else
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We were discussing achievements, and he said he once won a staring contest... with a cat. I guess feline intimidation is a thing now.
The Overly Clingy Friend
Can't stand being away from friends for even a minute
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He's the kind of friend who, when you say "I need some air," interprets it as "Let's go skydiving together!
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