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Why did the submarine want to be a footlong? It wanted to be a big dill!
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Why did the footlong break up with the hotdog? It wanted some more 'bun' in life!
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Why did the chef get a footlong ruler? To measure up to his own standards!
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I asked the baker for a footlong bread. He told me to wait a foot minute!
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Why don't footlong sandwiches ever get into arguments? They always find a happy medium!
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Why did the sandwich blush? Because it saw the footlong with extra mayo!
Footlong Physics
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I tried to impress my date once by taking her to Subway and ordering a footlong. But then came the dilemma – how do you elegantly eat a sandwich the size of a small canoe? I felt like a physicist trying to solve the equation of bite force versus structural integrity.
The Subway Conundrum
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I went to Subway the other day and asked for a footlong. The guy behind the counter looked at me like I just asked for his social security number. He said, Sir, we only have 6-inch and 12-inch. I replied, Well, excuse me for thinking your tape measure worked!
Footlong Fiasco
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I went to a sandwich shop and ordered a footlong. The guy asked if I wanted it toasted. I said, Sure, why not add a little excitement to my sandwich? Let's give it a near-death experience in the toaster oven.
Footlong Fables
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You ever notice how Subway makes those footlong sandwiches look so enticing on TV? It's like they have a food stylist arranging the veggies like they're auditioning for a salad fashion show. But then you order one, and it looks like it got into a fight with a salad spinner. I call it the before and after of sandwich dreams.
The Great Footlong Mystery
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You ever notice how they call it a footlong sandwich? I ordered one once, and I swear, it was more like a sub-plot than a sandwich. I measured it, and it was 11 inches! I felt betrayed. I mean, come on, it's not rocket science – if it says footlong, I expect a sandwich, not a math problem.
Footlong Fantasy
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I ordered a footlong sandwich and thought, This is gonna be epic! But when it arrived, it looked more like a loaf of bread that just went through a roller coaster. I swear I needed a treasure map to find the actual filling in that labyrinth of bread.
Footlong or Footwrong?
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I ordered a footlong, and the guy asked, What kind of bread do you want? I said, The one that makes it a footlong, not a footwrong. I don't need sandwich existentialism; I just need my lunch.
Footlong Frugality
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I asked for extra cheese on my footlong, and the guy behind the counter looked at me like I was asking for a slice of the moon. I just wanted my sandwich to be cheesier than a romantic comedy – is that too much to ask?
Subway's Subterfuge
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You know why they call it a footlong? It's a subtle reminder that life is full of disappointments. Here's your sandwich, sir. It's a footlong, just like the list of unfulfilled dreams you have.
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