7+ Best One Liners Jokes For footlong

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I tried to measure my happiness, but it was immeasurable... just like a footlong!

I saw a footlong hotdog, but it couldn't compete. It was always a few inches short.

I heard the footlong went to a party, but it was the wurst!

I tried to make a joke about a footlong ruler, but it fell short.

Why did the mathematician order a footlong sub? He wanted a square meal!

I tried making a footlong sandwich, but it got too corny.

I made a footlong joke, but it was a tall order for some people.

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