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Fonzie went to a seafood restaurant and asked for the coolest dish. He got the 'ayyy'-lobster!
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Why did Fonzie become a math teacher? Because he knew how to make numbers 'ayyy'-dd up!
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Fonzie started a band, but they only played cool music. It was called 'The Ayyy-tunes.
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Why did Fonzie become a chef? Because he wanted to make everything cool and 'ayyy'-ppetizing!
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Why did Fonzie start a fashion line? Because he wanted everyone to be 'ayyy'-dressed in cool style!
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What did Fonzie say when he opened a bakery? 'Ayyy, these pastries are the coolest in town!
Fonzie's GPS
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I let Fonzie use my GPS, and he was like, Ayyy, turn left at the next jukebox. I had to explain that it's not the '50s anymore, and Google Maps doesn't care about your leather jacket or slicked-back hair.
Fonzie's Job Hunt
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Fonzie asked me for job advice. I told him to update his resume, and he said, Ayyy, my resume is the leather jacket and the thumbs-up. I guess he's going for the cool and minimalist approach.
Fonzie's Cooking Show
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Fonzie tried hosting a cooking show, and every recipe started with, Ayyy, first you gotta look cool while chopping onions. It turns out, looking cool doesn't prevent tears, and my kitchen still smells like regret.
Fonzie at the Gym
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I saw Fonzie at the gym, trying to lift weights. He looked at the dumbbells and said, Ayyy, why aren't you jumping up and down when I lift you? I guess the gym wasn't cool enough for his Fonzie magic.
Fonzie and the Confused Millennials
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I introduced my nephew to Happy Days, and he looked at Fonzie and asked, Is that a vintage hipster? I had to explain, No, that's just the '70s version of being too cool for school. Fonzie would never Instagram his lunch; he'd just eat it with a toothpick and make it look effortlessly awesome.
Fonzie vs. Technology
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I saw Fonzie trying to use a smartphone the other day. It was like watching a caveman trying to figure out fire. He kept tapping the screen and going, Ayyy, why isn't it working? I told him, Fonzie, it's not a jukebox; you can't just hit it and expect it to play your favorite tune.
Fonzie and Modern Problems
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Fonzie would be so confused by modern problems. Like, imagine him dealing with Wi-Fi issues. Ayyy, why isn't the internet jumping the shark today? And don't even get him started on autocorrect; he'd probably punch his phone and say, I don't need some fancy algorithm telling me how to be cool!
Fonzie's Social Media
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Imagine Fonzie on social media. His status updates would be like, Ayyy, just coolin' at Arnold's. And he'd probably post a selfie with the caption, Fonzie was here. I guess hashtags would be replaced with Ayyy for him.
Fonzie's Love Advice
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I asked Fonzie for dating advice, and he said, Just give her the Fonzie stare. Now, I'm not sure if he meant the cool, confident gaze or if he just wanted me to squint at her while saying, Ayyy. Either way, it didn't work, and I got a restraining order.
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