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What did the beach say to the tide? Stop trying to float away, you're shore to have a good time here!
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Why did the helium balloon refuse to sink? Because it had too much up-lift!
The Float Diet
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I heard about this new diet trend - the float diet. You eat whatever you want, but if it doesn't float in water, you can't have it. Let me tell you, my kitchen looks like a failed science experiment. Apparently, pizza doesn't float. Who knew?
The Zen of Float Meditation
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I tried float meditation once. You know, the one where you're supposed to clear your mind? Mine decided to take a detour to the grocery store. Now, I'm contemplating the existential crisis of whether I need one-ply or two-ply toilet paper.
Life's Floatation Device
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They say you should have a floatation device in case of emergencies. Well, I've decided my emergency is Sunday night when I can't decide what to watch on Netflix. Queue up the comfort shows—floating in a sea of nostalgia.
The Ups and Downs of Being a Float
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You ever feel like you're floating through life? I'm not talking about those inspirational moments; I'm talking about my bank account after I pay bills. It's like, Congratulations, you're weightless now, financially speaking!
My Relationship with Floats
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I tried dating someone who's always in their own little world, you know, a bit of a dreamer. It turns out they weren't a romantic dreamer; they were just lost in the world of cryptocurrency. My love life is now floating in the blockchain somewhere.
Floatin' into the Future
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Life is like a float in a parade; you never know which direction it's going to take. You might be waving to the crowd one moment, and the next, you're face-to-face with a clown driving a tiny car. Life's a float, and I'm just trying not to fall off.
The Secret of Floaty Success
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You ever notice how successful people seem to float through life effortlessly? Well, I've mastered the art of floating too—I just do it on a giant inflatable pizza slice in my swimming pool of dreams.
The Great Float Escape
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They say to let things float away when you're stressed. So, I released my bills into the air, and now they're happily floating away. But now I have a new problem: eviction notices raining down like confetti.
My Bank Account's Float Parade
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I checked my bank account the other day, and it had a float parade going on. Money was marching in and marching right back out. It's like my savings is on a never-ending world tour, and I didn't even get a ticket.
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