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The Astronaut in Space
Balancing the awe of floating in space with the constant fear of getting lost in the vastness.
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I asked my fellow astronaut, 'What's the scariest part about space?' He said, 'Getting lost.' Now, I'm not sure if he meant emotionally or literally, but either way, I felt seen.
The Lifeguard at the Pool
Balancing the desire to be vigilant and the temptation to float through the day.
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Being a lifeguard is like being in a relationship. You've got to stay afloat, keep an eye out for trouble, and occasionally blow your whistle to make sure people are still paying attention.
The Ice Cream Truck Driver
Balancing the joy of delivering frozen treats with the challenge of keeping them from melting in the summer heat.
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They say don't cry over spilled milk, but what about melted ice cream? I once had a meltdown when my freezer broke. My truck looked like the scene of a dessert crime – a real float disaster.
The Bubble Wrap Enthusiast
Struggling between the joy of popping bubbles and the fear of life's delicate nature.
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I'm the bubble wrap enthusiast who can't handle reality. 'Why face my problems when I can just pop them away?' I say as I drown my sorrows in a sea of burst bubbles.
The Yoga Instructor on a Paddleboard
Juggling the serenity of yoga on water with the constant fear of falling in.
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My yoga classes on a paddleboard are so popular because it's a two-for-one deal. You get inner peace and a crash course in aquatic yoga. It's the only class where shavasana might turn into a synchronized swimming routine.
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