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The Overly Enthusiastic Fitness Trainer
Misinterpreting workout instructions
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My fitness trainer told me to follow my dreams. So now, I'm training to be a professional nap-taker. I've got the snoozing technique down to an art.
The Clueless Tech Support Guy
Not understanding technology
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My boss told me I need to upgrade my skills. So now, I'm fluent in speaking to computers like they're children. "No, no, bad computer! You're not supposed to crash now.
The Unlucky Weatherman
Predicting the wrong forecast
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I got fired from my weatherman gig. Apparently, saying, "I have a 50% chance of being right, but a 100% chance of making you laugh" wasn't reassuring enough.
The Overly Honest Chef
Brutal honesty in the kitchen
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I tried opening a restaurant, but my tagline "Come for the food, stay for the honest Yelp reviews" didn't attract the right crowd.
The Confused Flight Attendant
Mix-up with in-flight announcements
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I got reprimanded for saying, "In case of a water landing, your seat cushion can be used as a flotation device, or you can just hold onto me. I'm a certified people float." They didn't find it as amusing as I did.
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