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Why don't firearms go to school? Because they're afraid of getting 'triggered'!
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Why was the firearm a terrible comedian? It couldn't handle the 'recoil' of the audience!
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Why did the gun break up with its ammunition? They had too many 'triggering' arguments!
Gun Control... in My Hands
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I tried going to a shooting range once, and they handed me this massive gun. I was like, Hold on, I can barely control the TV remote without accidentally muting it. Now you want me to handle firepower? I'd be the worst superhero ever – Captain Oops, accidentally saving the day one misfire at a time!
My Gun vs. My Toaster
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I own a gun for self-defense, but I also have a toaster that scares me. You ever tried getting a stubborn bagel out of one of those? It's like a game of culinary Russian roulette. At least with a gun, you know where the danger is coming from – your own shaky hands.
Bulletproof Fashion
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People say guns make you feel safer, but I don't know. I've seen action movies, and those bullets seem to have a personal vendetta against shirts. Maybe we need a new line of bulletproof clothing – fashion-forward and literally forward, because those bullets are not stopping for anything.
The Great Gun Standoff
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I once got into a heated argument about gun control. It was me against my closet door that kept jamming. I was like, If I can't control this door, how am I supposed to control an AR-15? Let's just say the door won, but at least it doesn't have a magazine capacity.
Gun Safety for Dummies
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They say the safest way to store a gun is in a locked box. So now, not only do I need a password for my phone, but I also need one for my Glock. I'm just waiting for the day I accidentally swap them – trying to call my mom and ending up with a loaded weapon in my hand. Sorry, Mom, wrong call!
My Gun, the Stand-up Heckler
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My gun has a habit of heckling me. Every time I miss a target at the range, I swear I hear it whisper, Nice aim, Legolas. I never thought I'd have a gun with a sense of humor, but here we are, my own personal, heavily armed comedy critic.
My Gun and I Are on a Break
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My gun and I have a complicated relationship. It's always giving me mixed signals. Like, one day it's all, I'm here to protect you, and the next, it's like, Did you forget to clean me again? I'm starting to think my gun might be high-maintenance, or maybe it's just playing hard to trigger.
Gun Shopping with My Mom
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Took my mom gun shopping the other day. She sees a tiny pistol and goes, Is this for shooting burglars or just really aggressive mosquitoes? I was like, Mom, that's a purse-sized gun. Now she wants one for every outfit – matching accessories for the fashion-forward crime fighter.
Gun Maintenance or My Marriage
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My wife once caught me cleaning my gun in the living room. She said, If you spent as much time maintaining our relationship as you do that gun, we'd be the poster couple for marital bliss. Well, honey, in my defense, the gun doesn't complain about my cooking.
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