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The Anti-Gun Vegan
Veggie burgers and non-violence in a world full of firearms
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You know you're an anti-gun vegan when the only thing you're packing in your holster is a kale smoothie. Because, let's be honest, kale is intimidating on its own.
The Forgetful Gun Owner
Forgetting where you hid the guns for safety
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My friends asked me why I carry a gun if I'm so forgetful. I told them it's not for protection; it's a backup plan for when I forget my own name.
The Technology-Enthusiast Gun Owner
When your smart gun thinks it knows better than you
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I got a notification from my smart gun the other day: "Low battery, please recharge to continue protecting your loved ones." Great, now I have to worry about my gun dying on me in the middle of a zombie apocalypse.
The Paranoid Gun Owner
Balancing between security and scaring the neighbors
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Being a paranoid gun owner is like having a secret identity. During the day, you're just a regular person. At night, though, you're the superhero who thinks the creaking floorboard is a villain breaking in.
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